nachomama
All Up In Your Grill
Crusty old biker Aps, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads:
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, Aps walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers Aps, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
Old biker Aps replies, "Well wash your hands really good, I want a cheeseburger."
CHEESEBURGER: $1.50 CHICKEN SANDWICH: $2.50 HAND JOB: $10.00
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, Aps walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive women serving drinks to a meager looking group of farmers.
"Yes?" she inquires with a knowing smile, "can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers Aps, "are you the young lady who gives the hand-jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs, "I am."
Old biker Aps replies, "Well wash your hands really good, I want a cheeseburger."
