Bay_Kat
Tropical
A lady walks into Tiffany's. She looks around, spots a beautiful diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her
little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.
Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities
one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?
Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed
her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely
bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam.. if you farted just looking at it - you're going to
#### when I tell you the price."
bracelet and walks over to inspect it.
As she bends over to look more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone noticed her
little woops and prays that a sales person was not anywhere near.
As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a
salesman standing right behind her.
Good looking as well. Cool as a cucumber, he displays all of the qualities
one would expect of a professional in a store like Tiffany's.
He politely greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you
today?
Blushing & uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow missed
her little 'incident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely
bracelet?'
He answers, "Madam.. if you farted just looking at it - you're going to
#### when I tell you the price."
