annemayer
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Two homeless guys are walking along the tracks one day and one said to the other, "I'm the luckiest guy in the world".
Why is that?
Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found 20 bucks. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days
The other guy says "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
Jesus, said the first guy. You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?
Well, the other guy said, No, I never found her head.
Why is that?
Well, I was walking down these tracks last week and I found 20 bucks. I went into town and bought a case of wine and was drunk for three days
The other guy says "That was pretty good, but I think I'm the luckiest guy in the world. I was walking down these very tracks about two weeks ago, and just up ahead was a gorgeous naked woman tied to the tracks. I untied her and took her up there in the trees and I had sex with her for two days."
Jesus, said the first guy. You are the luckiest guy; did you get a blow job, too?
Well, the other guy said, No, I never found her head.