mainman
Set Trippin
A guy can't obtain an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor tells him
the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can
do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks what the
surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby
elephants trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best.
The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again
is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and
about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".
The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner.
While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets
incredibly unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.
No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across
the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His
girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, then gets a sly look on her face.
She says "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering
and a painful expression on his face, he says "Probably, but I don't know if I
can fit another
dinner roll up my a$s!".
the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and there's nothing he can
do unless he's willing to try an experimental surgery. The guy asks what the
surgery is. The doctor tells him they take the muscles from the base of a baby
elephants trunk, insert them in the base of his penis, and hope for the best.
The guy says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having sex again
is even scarier so go ahead. The doctor goes ahead and performs the surgery and
about 6 weeks later gives him the go ahead to "try out his new equipment".
The guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner.
While at dinner he starts feeling an incredible pressure in his pants. It gets
incredibly unbearable and he figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants.
No sooner does he do this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across
the table, grabs a dinner roll, and disappears back into his pants. His
girlfriend sits in shock for a few moments, then gets a sly look on her face.
She says "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?" With his eyes watering
and a painful expression on his face, he says "Probably, but I don't know if I
can fit another
dinner roll up my a$s!".
Thank goodness it was only a roll!