A woman was walking to work on the first day of a new job. As she was walking along, she came upon a pet store, with a parrot sitting on a perch outside the front door. When she passed the bird he said, "Hey lady, you're ugly!". Well, she was pretty upset but went on her way. Later that day, when walking home, as she passed the parrot he said "Hey lady, you are really ugly!". Once again she was upset, but continued on her way home.
The next day, as she passed, the parrot said "Hey lady, you are still really ugly!". Well, now she was livid. She marched into the store and told the owner if the bird ever called her ugly again she would kill the bird and sue the owner. The owner apologized and promised, never again!
On her way home again that same day, as she passed the bird he called out, "Hey lady........you know".