A woman waits with a baby in a doc's waiting room, finaly they call her. Doctor checks the baby and tells her: the baby is malnourished; is he breast-fed? Yes, says the woman. Doctor asks her to take off her blouse and bra. He starts to check her, massages her breasts, squeezes them and finally sucks on each of the nipples. He finally concludes: madam, I am sorry but you do not have any milk.
Woman looks at him smiling: I am baby's grandmother, but I am glad I came.
Woman looks at him smiling: I am baby's grandmother, but I am glad I came.