SoMD_Fun_Guy
Do you like apples?
Ms Smith said to her first grade students, "We are going to play a class participation game. We will go through the alphabet one letter at a time. Raise your hand if you know a word that starts with that letter and you can use it in a sentence."
Ms Smith said "Let's begin, the first letter is A" Immediately, little Johnny in the back of the room raised his hand saying "Pick me, pick me!". Now Ms Smith knew that Johnny was a trouble maker so she called on Susie instead. Susie said "My word is Apple." Ms Smith replied "Very good Susie, can you use your word in a sentence?" And Susie said "Apples grow on trees". "Great job!" said Ms Smith.
It went like this for each letter. And every time little Johnny anxiously raised his hand but Ms Smith was worried what he would say so she would call on another child. Until they got to the letter U. The only student to raise their hand was little Johnny. Ms Smith thought it would probably be ok since Johnny shouldn't know any bad words starting with U so she reluctantly called on him.
"Yes Johnny, what is your word that starts with the letter U?" Johnny replied, "My word is Urinate". Slightly surprised, Ms Smith said "Ok, use your word in a sentence?" Little Johnny answered "Ms Smith, you're-an-8 but if you had bigger tits you'd be a 10"
Ms Smith said "Let's begin, the first letter is A" Immediately, little Johnny in the back of the room raised his hand saying "Pick me, pick me!". Now Ms Smith knew that Johnny was a trouble maker so she called on Susie instead. Susie said "My word is Apple." Ms Smith replied "Very good Susie, can you use your word in a sentence?" And Susie said "Apples grow on trees". "Great job!" said Ms Smith.
It went like this for each letter. And every time little Johnny anxiously raised his hand but Ms Smith was worried what he would say so she would call on another child. Until they got to the letter U. The only student to raise their hand was little Johnny. Ms Smith thought it would probably be ok since Johnny shouldn't know any bad words starting with U so she reluctantly called on him.
"Yes Johnny, what is your word that starts with the letter U?" Johnny replied, "My word is Urinate". Slightly surprised, Ms Smith said "Ok, use your word in a sentence?" Little Johnny answered "Ms Smith, you're-an-8 but if you had bigger tits you'd be a 10"