Actual excerpts from Royal Navy and Marines officer fitness reports:

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* His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of curiosity.

* I would not breed from this officer.

* He has carried out each and every one of his duties to his entire
satisfaction.

* He would be out of his depth in a car park puddle.

* This young lady has delusions of adequacy.

* This medical officer has used my ship to carry his genitals from
port to port, and my officers to carry him from bar to bar.

* Since my last report he has reached rock bottom; has started
to dig.

* She sets low personal standards and then consistently fails
to meet them.

* He has the wisdom of youth, and the energy of old age.

* Works well under constant supervision when cornered like a
rat in a trap.

*This man is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.
 
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