Adam Schiff Nominated For Best Actor

[Kyle]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Adam Schiff has received a nod for his riveting performance in the Senate as the Academy nominated him for Best Actor in a Leading Role.

The Academy cited Schiff's dramatic rhetoric and ability to fake-cry while reading a well-rehearsed script.

"The way Schiff pretended to be really emotional about a phone call the president made was just heart-wrenching," said one anonymous Academy voter. "I think he's a shoo-in for the award."

Adam Schiff Nominated For Best Actor

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Adam Schiff has received a nod for his riveting performance in the Senate as the Academy nominated him for Best Actor in a Leading Role.

babylonbee.com

 

[Hijinx]

When you look at Schiff and his crying act and compare it with Pelosi who was so sad to be signing the impeachment documents while laughing her goofy ass off his acting is m,uch better than hers.

 

[Kyle]

When you look at Schiff and his crying act and compare it with Pelosi who was so sad to be signing the impeachment documents while laughing her goofy ass off his acting is m,uch better than hers.

In all fairness, she might have been much better before the dementia set in.

 

[Merlin99]

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Adam Schiff has received a nod for his riveting performance in the Senate as the Academy nominated him for Best Actor in a Leading Role.

The Academy cited Schiff's dramatic rhetoric and ability to fake-cry while reading a well-rehearsed script.

"The way Schiff pretended to be really emotional about a phone call the president made was just heart-wrenching," said one anonymous Academy voter. "I think he's a shoo-in for the award."

Adam Schiff Nominated For Best Actor

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Adam Schiff has received a nod for his riveting performance in the Senate as the Academy nominated him for Best Actor in a Leading Role.

babylonbee.com

MO (and BO) won a grammy for reading a book, so why not.