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Man Jailed After Shooting Self in Groin

SHEFFIELD, England - A man who shot himself in the groin after drinking 15 pints of beer and stuffing a sawed-off shotgun down his trousers was jailed for five years Tuesday for illegal possession of a firearm.

David Walker, 28, underwent emergency surgery after the March 6 incident in Dinnington, northern England. Tests were continuing to learn if Walker would be left infertile, his lawyer Gulzar Syed said.

"He still feels quite severe pain," Syed told Sheffield Crown Court, adding that some pellets still were lodged in Walker's groin area.

What a marooooooon!!! :dork:
 
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This is where survival of the smartest (not fittest) comes into play...
 

Ponytail

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LONDON (Reuters) - A British man who accidentally shot himself in the testicles after drinking 15 pints of beer was jailed for five years on Tuesday for possessing an illegal firearm, a court spokesman said.


David Walker, 28, was arguing with a friend at a pub in South Yorkshire, northern England, when he went home to get his sawed-off shotgun, which he jammed into his trousers.


But as he walked back to the pub, the gun went off, blasting pellets into his testicles. Doctors later removed what remained of his testicles during emergency surgery.


Walker admitted possessing a prohibited weapon at a hearing in June at the court in Sheffield.

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tm...757&e=1&u=/nm/20040713/od_nm/odd_testicles_dc


I wonder what THAT bandage will do for attention in behind bars. :lmao:
 
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