Adult Things

GopherM

Darwin was right
A short while ago I received a friend request from a young lady about 19 years old... I was curious.
I wanted to know why someone that young wanted to be my fb friend.
So I accepted it. Then she started sending me private messages. She was very kind. She called me beautiful. She asked my age.
I'm not a liar so I told her and reminded her I'm quite a bit her senior. And I let her talk a bit cuz (truth be told) flattery ain't all bad.
😉

We keep talking for a while and within a short time, she asked if we could talk about 'adult things'. I said ok. Then she replied with a face like
👿
. She said 'thank you babe, you start."
So I did! I told her adult things like my knees and hips were hurting. My back acts up when it is cold outside. I explained that I have crazy insomnia. And that I often have leg cramps, especially when I try to sleep. I mentioned the scars from multiple surgeries and the limp I have from an old injury.
And of course I had to throw in the need for daily fiber supplements! Can't forget that!
While I was waiting for her to answer me...
She blocked me!
She wanted to talk about adult things and then can't take the heat!
 
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