Friends don't let friends drive a sleigh for a petty, cranky, two-faced jackass, even if he is Santa Claus...
I couldn't wait for the part where you'd tell Santa to stick it up his ass...
Santa was just kissing up to you so that you could bail him out of a tough situation. Screw him! He will just use you and throw you away...
Think about this: If you rearrange the letters in "Santa," what do you get? I don't think that's an accident.
