Advice for taking a plane ride for the 1st time...

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Wenchy

Guest
...good point!


Qurious; There are old pilots and there are bold pilots. However, there are no old bold pilots. If your pilots are old, relax. If they are young, say, under 55 or so...
:lmao: United made my stepfather retire when he was 60. What a waste, but I will fly by his side knowing he can get into the cabin if anything goes wrong. He will save me and my mommy! :dye:
 
Trying to remember what the young female pilot said as she boarded our puddle jumper out of Ket West. Something like "If you all are nervous, think how I feel, it's my first flight". :lol:
 

Larry Gude

Strung Out
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That was great, Larry! :killingme

The sounds are the best. The bumps, the whiring, the flaps and wheels coming down.

We actually were being pushed out of the gate once when they pulled us back in. Pilot comes on and say's we didn't get enough fuel! Oopsie!
...flying terrifies me and I LOVE flying at the same time. :buddies:
 

Beta84

They're out to get us
5) Relax. There's nothing to worry about. Billions of people have flown, and almost all of us are alive to remember it as uneventful.
:yeahthat:

flying in a plane is safer than driving in a car. you can't find a safer method of transportation than a large commercial airliner. there might be some bumping around/turbulence stuff, but it's not usually anything too much. it's much easier to ride a plane than to ride a roller coaster in the dark if that's any consolation.
 

bresamil

wandering aimlessly
1. Use the bathroom 1/2 hour before boarding.
2. Chew gum when taking off.
3. Stay hydrated.
4. 2.5 hours is long. Get up and move around the cabin. Walk to the bathroom, in fact use the bathroom. (Larry wasn't kidding about the flush sound, its loud)
5. On AirTran you get free satellite radio so listen to it and either read or take a nap.
6. Chew gum when landing.

ENJOY!
 

StanleyRugg

New Member
Miss, whatever you do, if you happen to meet a fella named Jack in the waitin area before you get off and you make friends and you see him on the plane later, whatever you do don't holler "Hi Jack!" across the plane cause there's a dern good chance you might get electrocuted by one of them taser things.
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
It's not the plane you have to worry about. Aircraft manufacturers are private companies, as are the people that fly them. They tend to buy quality, maintain them and make them look nice to keep people coming back for more.

The Radars, the radios.. the beacons, and the automatic landing systems, however, are owned by the FAA, a government entity. Feel secure knowing your life depends on equipment manufactured (probably 20 - 30 years ago) by the lowest bidder.

It doesn't hurt to realize that the equipment controlling the plane was built when there were about 1/4 of the planes in the air as there are today. OH, and the controllers are ALL government workers.. THAT should calm your nerves!
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
Oh, and if you fly United, tune to channel 9 as soon as you get on board, and before you land.

You'll listen to ground controllers and air controllers.

If there's a problem you'll be one of the first to know.
 

MMDad

Lem Putt
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When was the last time a forumite died in a plane crash? I think we're due.

Have a nice relaxing flight!
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
But to be fair, I will tell you I'm a VERY frequent flier, and know more about flying than I should.

I don't sweat it, and feel safe and secure in the air. I always grab the window, and the coolest thing ever is flying over the Rockies. Looks like you can walk out of the plane onto the top of a mountain.

Delta has a personal entertainment device in the back of the seat on most planes now. One of the "free" things is a moving map. Lets you see where you are and what direction the plane is heading. Starts out at the national level, than zooms in so you can see what town or city you are flying over.

Then it gives you details of your flight. Wind Speed, Flying Speed, Temp On the Ground where you departed, temp on the ground where you are going, temp outside the plane.. Altitude etc.. VERY cool.
 

Toxick

Splat
5) Relax. There's nothing to worry about. Billions of people have flown, and almost all of us are alive to remember it as uneventful.


I'm quite sure that some people who have flown on planes are dead now.
My grampy is dead. He's been on planes before.


Saying "all" would have been a lie.




Although - on reflection, saying "almost all" couldn't have been very comforting.
 

Toxick

Splat
Larry In Red Toxic in Bleu said:
1) Calm down. Flying is a much safer form of travel than driving. You go flying and have the engine quit. I'll go driving and have the engine quit. Call me when you reconsider.

I have never had an engine quit while I was in an airplane.

I don't believe I've ever heard of engines spontaneously quitting at all. Unless the traveller is flying into combat, it's not something that one need worry about... and if they are flying into combat, a dropped engine is probably one of the minor things to worry about.


2) Read an article or two on aerodynamics. It'll make you feel even safer if you understand the physics that keep the plane aloft. Lies. There is nothing comforting about the wizardy that is lift and thrust to weight ratios. It's all voodoo.

Well, I do agree that most science is hocus-pocus, hand waving, and smoke 'n' mirrors.

Wilbur & Orville, the warlocks, were later burned at the stake for practicing sorcery.


3) Bring a book... or a bunch of crossword puzzles or something to pass the time. Plus, when the engine fails, you can sit on the books to cushion the blow.

Or use the pages to stitch together a last-minute parachute. I think I saw that on MacGuyver.

5) Relax. There's nothing to worry about. There is PLENTY to worry aobut.

I'd rather be up there with the professionals handling the machinery than down here with all the amateurs.
:buddies:
 

itsbob

I bowl overhand
They are charging for everything now. Mixed drinks are $7, water, sodas etc. $2. Snacks $3. First bag you check in $15.
Depends on the airline. Delta still has free sodas water and SOME free snacks, not much.

But you could always pay $1000 more and get gree $7 drinks in first class!
 
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