~ Advice From Sassy Women ~

jazz lady

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
Never eat more than you can lift. - Miss Piggy

Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it only makes you walk funny. - Kathryn Carpenter

Too much of a good thing...can be wonderful. - Mae West

Everyone's entitled to my opinion. - Madonna

If you don't have anything nice to say about anyone...come sit by me. - Alice Longworth

It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. - Mrs. Patrick Campbell

When faced with a decision always ask "What would be the most fun?" - Peggy Walker

I never know how much of what I say is true. - Bette Midler

What you eat standing up doesn't count. - Beth Barnes

The trouble with being in the rat race is that even if you win... you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

I've been on a calendar, but I've never been on time. - Marilyn Monroe

If you're all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed. - Kate Halverson

Housework can't kill you, but why take the chance? - Phyllis Diller
 
Cowgirl

Cowgirl

Well-Known Member
More from Mae West :biggrin:



A hard man is good to find.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
 
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toppick08

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Cowgirl said:
More from Mae West :biggrin:



A hard man is good to find.

Any time you've got nothing to do and lots of time to do it come on up.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

His mother should have thrown him out and kept the stork.

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.

I've been in more laps than a napkin.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.
Ten men waiting for me at the door? Send one of them home, I'm tired.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
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