After I wrestled control of MY remote

[Pete]

from Boy I watched Fox News. I have a couple questions.

1. Do you think Laura Schwartz is giving Sean Hannity a hander under the desk?

2. Has Laura Schwartz ever completed an entire sentence that did not include poll numbers?

3. She is a hottie but has that smile been surgically implanted?

4. How did Hannity not choke the shiat out of that mouthy, head bouncing, punk ivy league chick from Columbia?

5. Should Dennis Miller shave?

 

[LexiGirl75]

I remember when your avatar would make me laugh no matter what you posted.

 

[Pete]

It sounds like the media circus around the John Mark Carr freak is about to begin. He is out of jail and being swooned by the trash news shows.

 

[Pete]

I remember when your avatar would make me laugh no matter what you posted.

Are you saying the honeymoon is over?

 

[LexiGirl75]

Are you saying the honeymoon is over?

Never that when sex is involved.

And you're definitely thinking about sex.

 

[Pete]

Never that when sex is involved.

And you're definitely thinking about sex.

I am?

 

[LexiGirl75]

I am?

Yeah, but poor planning skills led you to eat the chili so thinking about it is all you can do tonight.

 

[Pete]

Yeah, but poor planning skills led you to eat the chili so thinking about it is all you can do tonight.

Oh well. :shrug:

 

[LexiGirl75]

Oh well. :shrug:

Someone told me once that you can put a little baking powder (or was it baking soda) in your pot of frijoles to keep from getting gas. I wonder if that works for chilli too.