ServiceGuy
New Member
After an Air Canada flight reached its cruising altitude, the captain
announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from St. John's to Toronto. The weather
ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back,
relax and . . .. OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed!..................
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and
gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight
attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should
see the front of my pants!"
One Newfie passenger yelled: "Yeah, well you should see the back of mine!"
announced: "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain.
Welcome to Flight 293, non-stop from St. John's to Toronto. The weather
ahead is good, so we should have a smooth, uneventful flight. So sit back,
relax and . . .. OH, MY GOD!"
Silence followed!..................
Some moments later the captain came back on the intercom. "Ladies and
gentlemen, I'm sorry if I scared you. While I was talking to you, a flight
attendant accidentally spilled a cup of hot coffee in my lap. You should
see the front of my pants!"
One Newfie passenger yelled: "Yeah, well you should see the back of mine!"
