Fuzzy Bean
Hello
Dear all major airlines that are in financial trouble...
Replace all female flight attendants with strippers. What the hell? The
attendants have gotten old, haggard looking, and biatchy and they don't
even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women, and every heterosexual businessman in this country wo uld start
flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue, even
with high gas prices.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
Replace all female flight attendants with strippers. What the hell? The
attendants have gotten old, haggard looking, and biatchy and they don't
even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women, and every heterosexual businessman in this country wo uld start
flying again hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a
screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenue, even
with high gas prices.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
Why do I still have to do everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton