alien joke

kathie54

No green? Will pinch!
The year was 1947...
>
> Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle
> ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
>
> This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.
>
> However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.
>
> See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.
>
> Clears it up for me.
 

FireBrand

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The year was 1947...
>
> Many will recall that on July 8, 1947, witnesses claimed that an unidentified flying object (UFO) with five aliens aboard crashed onto a sheep and cattle
> ranch just outside Roswell, New Mexico.
>
> This is a well-known incident that many say has long been covered up by the US Air Force and the federal government.
>
> However, you may NOT know that in the month of March 1948, exactly nine months after that historic day, Albert Arnold Gore, Jr., Hillary Rodham, John F. Kerry, William Jefferson Clinton, Howard Dean, Nancy Pelosi, Dianne Feinstein, Charles E. Schumer, and Barbara Boxer were born.
>
> See what happens when aliens breed with sheep? This piece of information may clear up a lot of things.
>
> Clears it up for me.

:yay: seriously belongs in the 'Politics' section
 
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