Make the world your playground.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over some very expensive antique lamps.
When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal 20 or 30 times.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
When you go out in the world, remember that being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
Always find a good patch of sun to nap in.
Nap often.
If you're not receiving enough attention, try knocking over some very expensive antique lamps.
When eating out, think nothing of sending back your meal 20 or 30 times.
Curiosity never killed anything except maybe a few hours.
When in doubt, cop an attitude.
Variety is the spice of life. One day, ignore people; the next day, annoy them.
Climb your way to the top, that's why the curtains are there.
Never sleep alone when you can sleep on someone's face
Make your mark in the world, or at least spray in each corner.
Always give generously; a bird or rodent left on the bed tells them, "I care".
When you go out in the world, remember that being placed on a pedestal is a right, not a privilege.
