All your kids should watch this...

[Gwydion]

YouTube - Very hilarious and inappropriate Brit kids show

 

[Cowgirl]

I don't have a twanger to play with.

 

[Gwydion]

I don't have a twanger to play with.

I'd offer you mine, but I sold it to buy a ring.

 

[Cowgirl]

I'd offer you mine, but I sold it to buy a ring.

Got any balls then? They said I could play with those. :shrug:

 

[Gwydion]

I dunno, why dont you ask this children's slide:

YouTube - Kid's Slide **** **** Train (Członkociuchcia)