Alligator shoes

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"

The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!" Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.

Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, when he spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he saw a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She took aim, killed the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauled it on to the swamp bank.

Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watched in amazement. Just then the blonde flipped the alligator on its back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Darn it, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
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ALLIGATOR SHOES

Way cool gator shoes
I'm wearing cool gator shoes
Well cool man cool alligator shoes
Well the hide is from a Louisiana gator
Made into shoes a few weeks later
Put 'em on and start to bop
Flip my lit and blow my top
I don't need no blue suede shoes
I got a pair of alligator shoes
Cool gator shoes
I'm wearing cool gator shoes
Well cool man cool alligator shoes

When I got the bread, I buy the shoes
I'd be the cat that's in the news
When I'm walking down the street
People staring at my feet
I don't need no pointed shoes
I got a pair of alligator shoes
Cool gator shoes
I'm wearing cool gator shoes
Well cool man cool alligator shoes

Well Saturday night, we go out to dance
All the cats ain't got a chance
All the chicks are blowing a fuse
Crazy 'bout my crazy shoes
I don't need no two-tone shoes
I got a pair of alligator shoes
Cool gator shoes
I'm wearing cool gator shoes
Well cool man cool alligator shoes
 
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