Alternate Burial Services

[nhboy]

Compacted Dignity is a funeral and memorial solutions provider, offering a tasteful and attractive cremation alternative for your loved ones as well as at-need funeral arrangements, prearrangement planning, bereavement programs and merchandise.
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[jazz lady]

You finally figured out it was a JOKE website, didn't you?

 

[Larry Gude]

This is...

An unfortunate reality of this difficult time is the substantial expense associated with ones passing which can include the cost of a casket, burial plot, funeral services, not to mention the upkeep. For most people, it would be ideal and the most considerate option for you, if you could cremate the individual, but as a people of faith, no matter how silly your religion might seem to others, you simply can't incinerate your beloved.

...priceless.

 

[bobbyb]

It is obviously a hoax because the Catholic Church does allow cremation.

 

[bobbyb]

Now if you could get a company to compact the ashes into a pill you could take then you might have something.

 

[usagent]

It is obviously a hoax because the Catholic Church does allow cremation.

How will you be raised on the second coming of Christ if your cremated not buried? You'll be like OMG where's my body. It's much more realistic that you'll need your body "worms and all" before Ascension.

 

[Angel]

You finally figured out it was a JOKE website, didn't you?

Here's the part that finally turned the light-bulb on for me :

We offer a wide variety of tasteful monuments
We offer a variety of mantle keepsakes for collection, as it pertains to the perfectly compacted remains of your loved ones. Sure, we remove the liquid from your loved one, but no more than a neck slashing or blood letting would afford. If your grandpa or grandma had been slain, savagely beaten, or pump pummeled nigh unto oblivion, they'd still be thusly vacated of fluids, so our methods are not in contradiction of the requirements of most religions.

 

[gumbo]

column hydraulic press to reduce the compress the physical remains of the deceased to a compact, solid shape of your choosing, which accompanied by a custom pedestal makes a wonderful mantle piece for daily remembrance.

 

[camily]

The head at the bottom of the monument page is hysterical!