Alyssa Milano invited me over.....

limblips · May 24, 2020

and told me to bring the condoms.

Tech · May 24, 2020

limblips said:
and told me to bring the condoms.

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If you practice social distancing they will serve the purpose. Remember PeeWee got locked for doing that.

GregV814 · May 24, 2020

She said condom mints!! Like spearmint or fresh ice...

frequentflier · May 24, 2020

Make sure you take a Paltrow candle to set the mood...

Kyle · May 24, 2020

frequentflier said:
Make sure you take a Paltrow candle to set the mood...

If they're sold out… Walmart has StarKist.

GregV814 · May 24, 2020

I was in advanced car zone the other day and bought a pine tree “Paltrow “ to hang on the rear view mirror of my AMC gremlin.
Uber fired me.

limblips · May 24, 2020

frequentflier said:
Make sure you take a Paltrow candle to set the mood...