Throwing the deuces
Son (19) called and said, "Mom, we might have a problem. I can't find my debit card. I am in Annapolis. I don't have much gas." I ask him if he needed me to meet him somewhere to give him some cash. He asks, "Why would you do that?" I asked him if he had enough to get home and he said he'll be praying to Jesus that he does. I told him to call me if he needs me to meet somewhere.