GopherM
Darwin was right
A salesman checked into a futuristic hotel. Realizing
he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting,
he called the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber
on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically,
"but down the hall from your room is a vending
machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the
machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into
the opening, at which time the machine started to
buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman
pulled out his head and surveyed is reflection,
which showed the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign
that read, 'Manicures, $20.00.'
"Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money,
inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine
started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he
pulled out his hands and they wer e perfectly
manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This
Machine Provides a Service Men Need When
Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents
in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some
anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out
a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen
seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to
withdraw his tender unit..... Which now had a
button sewn on the end.
he needed a haircut before the next day's meeting,
he called the desk clerk to ask if there was a barber
on the premises.
"I'm afraid not, sir," the clerk told him apologetically,
"but down the hall from your room is a vending
machine that should serve your purposes."
Skeptical but intrigued, the salesman located the
machine, inserted $15.00, and stuck his head into
the opening, at which time the machine started to
buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later the salesman
pulled out his head and surveyed is reflection,
which showed the best haircut of his life.
Two feet away was another machine with a sign
that read, 'Manicures, $20.00.'
"Why not?" thought the salesman. He paid the money,
inserted his hands into the slot, and the machine
started to buzz and whirl. Fifteen seconds later he
pulled out his hands and they wer e perfectly
manicured.
The next machine had a sign that read, 'This
Machine Provides a Service Men Need When
Away from Their Wives, 50 Cents.'
The salesman looked both ways, put fifty cents
in the machine, unzipped his fly, and with some
anticipation, stuck his manhood into the opening.
When the machine started buzzing, the guy let out
a shriek of agony and almost passed out. Fifteen
seconds later it shut off.
With trembling hands, the salesman was able to
withdraw his tender unit..... Which now had a
button sewn on the end.