Amazon Work Experiance

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INGSOC
PREMO Member

I was a depressed tech exec, so I took an $18-an-hour Amazon warehouse job during the company's busiest season. It cured my burnout and gave me a new perspective on the industry.


I've always worked for companies that have claimed that people are their greatest asset. The fact that the security gates in an Amazon warehouse are on exit and not upon entry, in order to trap people from stealing iPhones and stuff, shows that the greatest assets really are the goods moving into that warehouse, not the people.

The first day of peak was actually kind of exciting. There were six managers standing at the front door, shaking plastic clappers as we walked in through a balloon arch while thumping techno music played. It was like entering the Super Bowl; you felt heroic, like, "Whoa, we're going to do this great thing."

As peak wore on, though, it eventually dwindled down to two managers and then none — no clapping, no songs. By the end there was simply a human-resources desk where people could line up and register their complaints to HR.

It was almost like a microcosm of the entire emotional experience of peak: You'd begin on this high; it's all thrilling and whatnot. By the middle, you're barely enthused to even show up. And then by the end, it's just human resources.

It's surprising to me that since Amazon has had peaks for 25 years at this point, people should be very aware of how high emotions run during this period. If managers cannot even keep up the enthusiasm to rattle plastic clappers for 10 minutes while employees walk in for an 11-hour shift, it's setting such a bad example for everyone.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
PREMO Member
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Large corporations are like that.

  • The top guy makes $20mil a year
  • The 12 people below him make $10mil a year
  • The 150 people below them are around $5mil
  • The head of Diversity and Inclusion is at least $1mil and has numerous 6-figure employees under them
  • The marketing people spend a piss TON of money putting together brochures and mandatory online classes instructing employees what to do if they think their co-worker is a racist
  • At some point it trickles down to the guy who packs the boxes and gets docked if he's one under quota
  • And the manager who requests that the big pothole in the middle of the fulfillment area be fixed, only to be reprimanded and informed that the company can't afford it.
If you look at any major corporation, it's super top-heavy and filled with people who call Zoom meetings every day, wasting the time of the people who actually work for a living, just for the flex of it.

This is where Socialism starts looking good, but it never works as advertised and in fact just makes it worse.
 
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