Dupontster
Would THIS face lie?
America's smartest man
A plane was about to crash; there were 5 people on board, but only 4
parachutes. The 1st person said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA B-ball
player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first
pack & jumped.
The 2nd person, Hillary Clinton said, "I'm the wife of the former U.S
President, a Senator from NY, & a potential future president & I'm the
smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to
die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out.
The 3rd person, John Kerry, said, "I'm not gonna jump, or at least I don't
think I will. I'm Americas smartest man, a Yale graduate, Vietnam vet & the
next U.S. President. America needs my leadership." He then pondered for a
while, took the pack next to him & jumped.
The 4th person, President Bush, said to the 5th person, a 10-year-old
schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I'll
sacrifice my life & let you have the last parachute. "The girl said, "That's
okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest man took my
school bag"
A plane was about to crash; there were 5 people on board, but only 4
parachutes. The 1st person said, "I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA B-ball
player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So he took the first
pack & jumped.
The 2nd person, Hillary Clinton said, "I'm the wife of the former U.S
President, a Senator from NY, & a potential future president & I'm the
smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't want me to
die." She took the 2nd pack and jumped out.
The 3rd person, John Kerry, said, "I'm not gonna jump, or at least I don't
think I will. I'm Americas smartest man, a Yale graduate, Vietnam vet & the
next U.S. President. America needs my leadership." He then pondered for a
while, took the pack next to him & jumped.
The 4th person, President Bush, said to the 5th person, a 10-year-old
schoolgirl, "I have lived a full life, and served my country well, I'll
sacrifice my life & let you have the last parachute. "The girl said, "That's
okay. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest man took my
school bag"
cute.
