An Elderly Man in North Carolina

Jawbreaker25

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An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."
 

Purplefox

I AM an enigma
Jawbreaker25 said:
An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.
One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit.

As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee. When he came closer, he realized it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end to shield themselves.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old man frowned and replied, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond naked." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Tricky, Tricky, Tricky! :killingme
 

Jawbreaker25

New Member
meangirl said:
If you have to explain it, it's no longer funny. :ohwell:

That was a pseudo slow-witted explanation, meant to poke fun at the fact that what I'm pointing out is obvious, but the fact that I'm pointing it out is funny.

And yes I realize that explanation makes the 2nd lame attempt not funny also. And the fact that I'm explaining that also...

But hey, there is no alligator!!

:deadhorse
 

meangirl

Nice lady!
Jawbreaker25 said:
That was a pseudo slow-witted explanation, meant to poke fun at the fact that what I'm pointing out is obvious, but the fact that I'm pointing it out is funny.

And yes I realize that explanation makes the 2nd lame attempt not funny also. And the fact that I'm explaining that also...

But hey, there is no alligator!!

:deadhorse

Well I got it the first time.

I understand though, the need to explain. :lol:
 
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