Mike
F*** Socialism!
A teacher in N'awlins, Louisiana asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Stevie.
The teacher asked Little Stevie why he had decided to be different ... again.
Little Stevie said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Stevie said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Stevie answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Stevie replied,
"That would make me an Obama fan."
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Stevie.
The teacher asked Little Stevie why he had decided to be different ... again.
Little Stevie said, "Because I'm not an Obama fan."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Stevie said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Stevie answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom were a moron and your dad were an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Stevie replied,
"That would make me an Obama fan."