While I was flying down the road yesterday (only 15 mph over), I
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally,
he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the
hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher." I responded.
The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What exactly does a
rectum stretcher DO?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work
until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it
until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the heck do you do with a 6 foot butt hole?"
I replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge....."
noticed a cop with a radar gun sitting on top of a bridge. Naturally,
he pulled me over, walked up to the car and asked me, "What's the
hurry?"
I replied, "I'm late for work."
"Oh yeah," said the cop. "What do you do?"
"I'm a rectum stretcher." I responded.
The cop said, "What?.... A rectum stretcher? What exactly does a
rectum stretcher DO?"
I said, "Well, I start with one finger, then I work my way up to two
fingers, then three, then four, then my whole hand. Then I work
until I can get both hands in there, and then I slowly stretch it
until it's about 6 foot wide."
The cop asked me, "What the heck do you do with a 6 foot butt hole?"
I replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him on top of a
bridge....."
