Tonio
Asperger's Poster Child
http://www.boston.com/news/globe/editorial_opinion/oped/articles/2006/08/23/and_god_sayeth_unto_man_ive_had_it/
Citing the recent war in Lebanon as the final straw, God declared that, until further notice, each of the world's major religions would be punished. God then sent the religious leaders, with their faiths, to their rooms so they could "sit and think about all the ways they've been bad. They can take their sacred books with them to read," continued God, "but that's it. No TV, no cellphone, and no iPod."
Responding to questions, God offered various opinions about life on earth, including reality TV ("No comment: Ask the Devil"), global warming ("I didn't turn up the thermostat"), and the recent Boston Red Sox-New York Yankees series ("I had to turn it off. It was too painful to watch").