And now there are two

vraiblonde

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Kiki Stinkertoes has this dumb habit of putting stuff in the toilet, so I've been trying to keep the lids down so her toys don't end up in the drink.

So just a few minutes ago, I'm sitting here and I hear this :splash:. I look at Kiki, who is innocently sitting here by my chair. Then run into the bathroom to find Gidget Girl Midget paddling and trying to get out of the john.

:rolleyes:

She must have got on the seat and lost her balance, which is normal for her because neither she nor Kiki is very athletic. Claudia could be a ballerina, but these other two are klutz defined.

Anyway, she's fine. Dumb cat.
 

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
:lol:

Chloe and I are still fighting over the makeup brushes. I now zip the makeup bag where I keep my brushes. So, now she's dumping the whole dang basket of hair brushes and the bag of makeup brushes on the bathroom floor.

P.S. Please keep your toilet lids closed. :yay:
 

vraiblonde

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P.S. Please keep your toilet lids closed. :yay:

I'm trying!!! :jameo:

Piss and vinegar cat, just like her big sister. She goes to the vet tomorrow, so I need to root around in the litterbox and find a turd of hers so they can test her for parasites.

What a life.

They told me to lock her in the bathroom with her litter pan so she'd have an isolated poop, but she cries if she can't be with her Kiki and I can't listen to that for very long. So rooting through the poop I go.

:ohwell:
 

vraiblonde

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That lil' fella is hard to catch. I finally found all of his hiding spots and cornered him.:evil:

Did you find where *she* goes in the living room TV cabinet and sleeps on top of the DVDs? :lol: That one always stymies Kiki because she's way too big to get in there and has no idea it even exists.

She likes to peep over the basement steps when I have people over. Then she gets carried away and falls down them. :lol:
 

BuddyLee

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Did you find where *she* goes in the living room TV cabinet and sleeps on top of the DVDs? :lol: That one always stymies Kiki because she's way too big to get in there and has no idea it even exists.

She likes to peep over the basement steps when I have people over. Then she gets carried away and falls down them. :lol:
:lmao: I remember 'her' peering at me on the last step. It was an adventure for 'her' just trying to get food. I found 'her' in the t.v. cabinet quickly. 'She' also likes behind the couch and behind the washer where I couldn't get 'her'. I liked when 'she' would ball up inside the desk drawer.:lol:
 

belvak

Happy Camper
Kiki Stinkertoes has this dumb habit of putting stuff in the toilet, so I've been trying to keep the lids down so her toys don't end up in the drink.

So just a few minutes ago, I'm sitting here and I hear this :splash:. I look at Kiki, who is innocently sitting here by my chair. Then run into the bathroom to find Gidget Girl Midget paddling and trying to get out of the john.

Did she enjoy her bath? :roflmao: Here's an oldie but goodie:

How to Give a Cat a Bath

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.
3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.
4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a 'power wash and rinse' which I have found to be quite effective.
6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.
8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,

The Dog
 

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
:lmao: I remember 'her' peering at me on the last step. It was an adventure for 'her' just trying to get food. I found 'her' in the t.v. cabinet quickly. 'She' also likes behind the couch and behind the washer where I couldn't get 'her'. I liked when 'she' would ball up inside the desk drawer.:lol:

You sound like a wonderful petsitter. How do you feel about drool?
 
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jp2854

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I think shes talking about dog drool as she has I think 3 or 4 dogs and some of them are boxers and boxers tend to drool from time to time.
 

Kittykat33

Why me??
My cat Trouble is a toilet cat too. As soon as you left that lid she is on their before you have time to sit down. My husband doesn't like it when she goes into the bathroom with me.
 
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