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zuchick
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Many years ago in the 7th district, da' was a tiny old country church along a dirt road where inside late one evening the preacher was giv'in it all he had to a standing room crowd of devoted listeners..
Then all of a sudden the Doors flung open and there he stood, the Old Devil himself..
The preacher was the first to see him and left the pulpit and jumped out the first open'in he could get to.
Then the congregation looked back to see what made the preacher leave all of a sudden and they started too started jumping out the windows as fast as they could..
Everyone left the church but one little old feller who was in the first pew.. As he remained seated the one who caused all the ruckus walked up behind him and said in a deep looming voice, "don't you know who I am"? The little old man said, "sure do". The Ole Devil was puzzled by the little old feller's reply and asked him, "ain't you scared of me"? The little old man said, "nope, sure ain't". Then the old devil asked him why? The little old feller told him in a calm meek voice, "Ha! You ain't noth'in, I've been married to yer sister for 40 years now and she's alot meaner then you are".
Then all of a sudden the Doors flung open and there he stood, the Old Devil himself..
The preacher was the first to see him and left the pulpit and jumped out the first open'in he could get to.
Then the congregation looked back to see what made the preacher leave all of a sudden and they started too started jumping out the windows as fast as they could..
Everyone left the church but one little old feller who was in the first pew.. As he remained seated the one who caused all the ruckus walked up behind him and said in a deep looming voice, "don't you know who I am"? The little old man said, "sure do". The Ole Devil was puzzled by the little old feller's reply and asked him, "ain't you scared of me"? The little old man said, "nope, sure ain't". Then the old devil asked him why? The little old feller told him in a calm meek voice, "Ha! You ain't noth'in, I've been married to yer sister for 40 years now and she's alot meaner then you are".