gumbo
FIGHT CLUB !
Angelina and Giuseppi were standing
before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says:
"Your honor, we benna marry 25 years
ana Giuseppi he'always pickn a his nose
ana when we maka love,
he's a never letsa me on top.
I justa canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly
and then addresses Giuseppi.
"Giuseppi, isa dis true.
You always a picka your nose
and you never let Angelina on top??
What have you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says,
"Well your honor, itsa true.
I picka my nose a lot
and, yeah, Angelina,
I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom.
Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy.
My poppa,
he's a very smarta man.
I always follow ev'ryting he'sa say.
My poppa one day
he says, "Giuseppi, I gotta tella you
da two main secrets
ofa hava successful life:
Number one,
you always keepa your nose clean.
Ana number two,
never screw up."
before the judge in divorce court.
Angelina says:
"Your honor, we benna marry 25 years
ana Giuseppi he'always pickn a his nose
ana when we maka love,
he's a never letsa me on top.
I justa canna taka dis anymore."
The judge listens solemnly
and then addresses Giuseppi.
"Giuseppi, isa dis true.
You always a picka your nose
and you never let Angelina on top??
What have you gotta say fora yourself?"
Giuseppi says,
"Well your honor, itsa true.
I picka my nose a lot
and, yeah, Angelina,
I tella her she'sa gotta be onna da bottom.
Itsa all go's aback to when I'mma a younga boy.
My poppa,
he's a very smarta man.
I always follow ev'ryting he'sa say.
My poppa one day
he says, "Giuseppi, I gotta tella you
da two main secrets
ofa hava successful life:
Number one,
you always keepa your nose clean.
Ana number two,
never screw up."
