SouthernMdRocks
R.I.P. Bobo, We miss you!
> Two prostitutes were riding around town with a sign on top of
> their car which said:
> "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."
>
> A policeman, seeing the sign,
> stopped them and told them
> they'd either have to remove the sign
> or go to jail.
>
> Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
> "JESUS SAVES."
>
> One of the girls asked the officer,
> "How come you don't stop them?"
>
> "Well, that's a little different,"
> the officer smiled.
> "Their sign pertains to religion."
>
> So the two ladies of the night frowned
> as they took their sign down and drove off.
>
> The following day found the same police officer
> in the area when he noticed the two ladies
> driving around with a large sign on their car again.
>
> Figuring he had an easy arrest,
> he began to catch up with them
> when he noticed the new sign which now read:
>
> "Two Fallen Angels
> Seeking Peter -- $50.00
> their car which said:
> "Two Prostitutes -- $50.00."
>
> A policeman, seeing the sign,
> stopped them and told them
> they'd either have to remove the sign
> or go to jail.
>
> Just at that time, another car passed with a sign saying:
> "JESUS SAVES."
>
> One of the girls asked the officer,
> "How come you don't stop them?"
>
> "Well, that's a little different,"
> the officer smiled.
> "Their sign pertains to religion."
>
> So the two ladies of the night frowned
> as they took their sign down and drove off.
>
> The following day found the same police officer
> in the area when he noticed the two ladies
> driving around with a large sign on their car again.
>
> Figuring he had an easy arrest,
> he began to catch up with them
> when he noticed the new sign which now read:
>
> "Two Fallen Angels
> Seeking Peter -- $50.00