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vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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Don't these people test their own recipes before they put them online?? :mad:

I was on foodtv.com looking for a biscuit recipe and I found Paula Deen's cream biscuits:

2 C flour
smidge of salt
1 1/4 C heavy cream

Blecch! So I threw them away and made a batch of regular baking powder biscuits.

And another thing! Why do they say their biscuit recipe makes 12 bickies when they only make 6??
 
MMDad

MMDad

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vraiblonde said:
Don't these people test their own recipes before they put them online?? :mad:

I was on foodtv.com looking for a biscuit recipe and I found Paula Deen's cream biscuits:

2 C flour
smidge of salt
1 1/4 C heavy cream

Blecch! So I threw them away and made a batch of regular baking powder biscuits.

And another thing! Why do they say their biscuit recipe makes 12 bickies when they only make 6??
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Why would you follow a recipe like that?
 
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harleygirl

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vraiblonde said:
Don't these people test their own recipes before they put them online?? :mad:

I was on foodtv.com looking for a biscuit recipe and I found Paula Deen's cream biscuits:

2 C flour
smidge of salt
1 1/4 C heavy cream

Blecch! So I threw them away and made a batch of regular baking powder biscuits.

And another thing! Why do they say their biscuit recipe makes 12 bickies when they only make 6??
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Substitute the heavy cream for buttermilk, use self rising flour, and some melted butter. :yay:
 
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dems4me

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vraiblonde said:
Paula Deen, man! I didn't think she'd steer me wrong. :shrug:
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I generally like her but I have become increasingly disappointed. For example, on yesterday's show she made a recipie for "Bert's special chicken" she pulls out chicken that has been been in the fridge for a few hours in "seasoning" and then she mixes three eggs and poured in on the chicken in the pan and then took them out to shake it in a bad with nothing but flower and then browns the chicken in a skillet of oil and she's done.... I was disappointed! THATS THE RECIPIE?!!!?? Flour and oil and chicken? A two year old could have filled up that air time. Nothing new learned and if anything it sounds way too bland of ingrediants for me. The only thing I could think of was the mystery "seasonings" the chicken sat in for an hour or two before hand. :mad:
 
Chasey_Lane

Chasey_Lane

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dems4me said:
I generally like her but I have become increasingly disappointed. For example, on yesterday's show she made a recipie for "Bert's special chicken" she pulls out chicken that has been been in the fridge for a few hours in "seasoning" and then she mixes three eggs and poured in on the chicken in the pan and then took them out to shake it in a bad with nothing but flower and then browns the chicken in a skillet of oil and she's done.... I was disappointed! THATS THE RECIPIE?!!!?? Flour and oil and chicken? A two year old could have filled up that air time. Nothing new learned and if anything it sounds way too bland of ingrediants for me. The only thing I could think of was the mystery "seasonings" the chicken sat in for an hour or two before hand. :mad:
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Dems, you see how thick she is? Might I suggest someone who cooks healthier meals, not just greasy fried (yummy) foods. :lol:
 
vraiblonde

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Chasey_Lane said:
Check out Rachel Ray.
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She's not skinny - she looks great. Little booty going on, some boobage - I'd jump her if I was that way inclined. :yay:

But that one gal - the dark-haired one that does the Italian cooking - SHE is a skinny twit and I wouldn't eat a single thing she cooked because I know it would poison me.

Alton Brown (skinny twit) is good with cooking theory but his recipes never work for me. Bobby Flay, on the other hand, is a guy with some meat on his bones and every recipe I've tried of his has come out exactly like he said it would.

That cannot be a coincidence.
 
BadGirl

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vraiblonde said:
But that one gal - the dark-haired one that does the Italian cooking - SHE is a skinny twit and I wouldn't eat a single thing she cooked because I know it would poison me.
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Didja ever notice how HUGE her head is? Good Lord, her head, in comparison to the rest of her body, is like four times the size of a normal person. It is HUGE!!!
 
Jameo

Jameo

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BadGirl said:
Didja ever notice how HUGE her head is? Good Lord, her head, in comparison to the rest of her body, is like four times the size of a normal person. It is HUGE!!!
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Yeah it is :lmao:
 
CMC122

CMC122

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vraiblonde said:
But that one gal - the dark-haired one that does the Italian cooking - SHE is a skinny twit and I wouldn't eat a single thing she cooked because I know it would poison me.
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I can't stand her either:lol: She's also got a big head.
 
vraiblonde

vraiblonde

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BadGirl said:
Didja ever notice how HUGE her head is?
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It's not that her head is so huge, it's that her body is so emaciated that she's got that Olsen Twin lollipop head thing going on. Blah.
 
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