Ann's new book title contest.

[Bogart]

Coulter offered a characteristically cutting response. "Well, at least now they're trying to be funny, a welcome change from all the vomiting and fainting after the election season," she told us by e-mail. Then the author blasted back a list of potential titles for her next tome: </NITF>

<NITF>"Tuesdays With Morons."</NITF>

<NITF>"The Five People You Meet in Line at the Welfare Office."</NITF>

<NITF>"It Takes a Village to Raise a Kid With A.D.H.D., Rage Issues, and an Eating Disorder."</NITF>

<NITF>"Their Eyes Were Watching God and Banning Him From Public Schools."</NITF>

<NITF>"The Dan Rather Code."</NITF>

<NITF>"He's Just Not That Into Jews: The George Soros Story."</NITF>

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A64703-2005Mar2.html

 

[vraiblonde]

The winner: "Roosevelt: Wheelchair-Riding, America-Hating Terrorist,"

Not very clever, are they?

 

[vraiblonde]

"Ann: Doesn't Eat, Shoots, and Never Leaves." (That's a reference to Coulter's thin physique.)

If you have to explain the joke, that means it's not funny.

 

[Bogart]

I thought her titles were much funnier than the whiners, I mean winners.

 

[Lenny]

I thought her titles were much funnier than the whiners, I mean winners.

...both wrong. You were looking for the word "wieners." You're welcome.