Annual Physical

GopherM

Darwin was right
I went to the doctor the other day for my annual checkup blood pressure, cholesterol, you know, stuff like that. I found out my new doctor is a young female and drop-dead gorgeous!



I was embarrassed, but she said: "Don't worry, I'm a professional" "I've seen it all before." "Just tell me what's wrong and I'll check it out."


I said, "I think my p@nis tastes funny..."
 
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