willie
Well-Known Member
Homer, a handsome dude, walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. He
sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The
10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looks at
Homer and ask, "Do you think he will jump?" Homer says, "You know,
I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very
upset and handed her $20 dollars to Homer and said, "All is fair. Here is
your money."
Homer replies, " I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too,
but I didn't think he'd do it again. "
sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The
10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a
ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looks at
Homer and ask, "Do you think he will jump?" Homer says, "You know,
I bet he'll jump."
The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't."
Homer placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan
dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very
upset and handed her $20 dollars to Homer and said, "All is fair. Here is
your money."
Homer replies, " I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5
o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too,
but I didn't think he'd do it again. "