Another Hey TC tread

[CMC122]

The name of your fish is stuck in my head like a bad song. It's driving me crazy!

 

[Sharon]

No one gives a ####!

Use your pm'er or you'll end up on the forum tard list.

 

[mainman]

damn fish...

 

[crabcake]

Well, you all got your wish

Upon my arrival to the office this morning, Mr. Montego Alowishus Fishus was found resting peacefully in a permanent sleep among his bed of colored glass marbles.

 

[Elle]

Re: Well, you all got your wish

Originally posted by tatercake
Upon my arrival to the office this morning, Mr. Montego Alowishus Fishus was found resting peacefully in a permanent sleep among his bed of colored glass marbles.

May he RIP. Will you be setting up a memorial fund?

 

[crabcake]

Re: Re: Well, you all got your wish

Originally posted by tys_mommy
May he RIP. Will you be setting up a memorial fund?

No, I'll simply take his scrawny, dead azz back to Petsmart tonight.

Originally posted by kwillia
Does this mean this tread now doubles as the "what's for lunch" tread....

would you eat your schnauzer if he kicked?

 

[mainman]

Re: Re: Well, you all got your wish

Originally posted by kwillia
Does this mean this tread now doubles as the "what's for lunch" tread....

...You are killling me here...

 

[crabcake]

Re: Seafood for dinner last night?

Originally posted by Kyle

 

[Elle]

Re: Re: Re: Well, you all got your wish

Originally posted by tatercake
No, I'll simply take his scrawny, dead azz back to Petsmart tonight.

I got mine for $2 at Wal-Mart and neglect the hell out of him and he is still kicking, I think you treated him too well with that fancy distilled water and all

 

[crabcake]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Well, you all got your wish

Originally posted by tys_mommy
I got mine for $2 at Wal-Mart and neglect the hell out of him and he is still kicking, I think you treated him too well with that fancy distilled water and all

If I didn't give him the distilled water, he would've been dead on Monday.

 

[Kyle]

$2 ???

What ever happened to "two for a nickel" goldfish?

 

[Kain99]

I think the move probably killed him.

 

[Kyle]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Well, you all got your wish

Originally posted by tatercake
If I didn't give him the distilled water, he would've been dead on Monday.

A shot of Absolute might have killed all the germs keepin him down. :shrug:

 

[crabcake]

Re: $2 ???

Originally posted by Kyle
What ever happened to "two for a nickel" goldfish?

I'm sick of goldfish ... after what we had to go through with the DQ wanting one, which turned into two (to replace the first one that died), then a couple others to keep the replacement company in his 30-gallong tank, then to have 'em all die ... fook that mess again.

 

[Kyle]

Re: Re: $2 ???

Originally posted by tatercake
... then to have 'em all die ... fook that mess again.

Look at it optimistically... You didn't have to feed the cat that night. :shrug:

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by Kain99
I think the move probably killed him.

I agree Between the drive home Sunday, then the ride in Monday, it was probably too much.

And Kyle, if I gave Montego a shot of absolut, that'd be one less for me. I liked the fish, but I ain't coughin' up my booze for him.

 

[crabcake]

Re: Re: Re: $2 ???

Originally posted by Kyle
Look at it optimistically... You didn't have to feed the cat that night. :shrug:

don't have to feed the neighbors cat anymore either since we soaked the goners in antifreeze.

 

[sleuth]

Re: Re: Well, you all got your wish

Originally posted by kwillia
Does this mean this tread now doubles as the "what's for lunch" tread....

 

[sleuth]

Re: Well, you all got your wish

Originally posted by tatercake
Upon my arrival to the office this morning, Mr. Montego Alowishus Fishus was found resting peacefully in a permanent sleep among his bed of colored glass marbles.

On the bright side, "Montego Alowishus Fishus" is a great name to tack on a suffix. Your next fish can be "Montego Alowishus Fishus the Second".

(Jr. doesn't sound as cool)

 

[crabcake]

Your next fish can be "Montego Alowishus Fishus the Second".

(Jr. doesn't sound as cool)

Speaking of, Mr. Montego Alowishus Fishus II bit the dust last weekend. I'd let one of my coworkers in another office have him, and he got bloat and croaked. She was all sad about it, had others in the office attend a farewell memorial service for him. HELLO! It was a $3 fish!