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jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
VIDEO: Police Seeking Identity of Suspect Who Defecated in Lexington Park Laundromat

On Wednesday, December 12, 2018 Cpl. R. Maloy from the St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office responded to a laundromat on Great Mills Road, in Lexington Park, for the report of a suspicious incident/destruction of property.

Upon arriving contact was made with the owner who said an unknown white male had entered the business and defecated on the floor.

The cost to clean the store and replace items that had to be thrown away was valued at over $200.00.

The St. Mary’s County Sheriff’s Office is seeking the identity of the person shown in the video below.

Anyone with information about the identity of the suspect or this incident is asked to call Cpl. R. Maloy at 301-475-4200, ext. *8035. CASE# 67364-18

https://smnewsnet.com/archives/4454...t-who-defecated-in-lexington-park-laundromat/
 

mAlice

professional daydreamer
I just read that on the FB page. I wish they'd stop reporting it. People are going to think it's a "thing". Before we know it, it'll be a FB challenge.
 

nutz

Well-Known Member
VIDEO: Police Seeking Identity of Suspect Who Defecated in Lexington Park Laundromat

They waited two months to report it? The video is dated 10-12-2018.. Is this a lesson for business owners that dont provide a restroom of any kind?
 
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jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
They waited two months to report it? The video is dated 10-12-2018.. Is this a lesson for business owners that dont provide a restroom of any kind?

Some use the European style of date that is the day, month, then year, which in this case matches Monday, December 10, 2018. But the story says it was reported yesterday the 12th, so the two dates don't jive. :shrug:
 

glhs837

Power with Control
That guy was panhandling Sat outside Showtime Deli. Tried to hit us up as we were entering.
 

Kyle

Beloved Misanthrope
PREMO Member
So is this the "thing" now???

Instead of huffing propane, punching bystanders, eating tide pods or snorting rubbers they're now ####ting in peoples businesses.

Just end it all already!


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Tech

Well-Known Member
Some use the European style of date that is the day, month, then year, which in this case matches Monday, December 10, 2018. But the story says it was reported yesterday the 12th, so the two dates don't jive. :shrug:
If I had set the clock, it would be flashing 12:00
 

PeoplesElbow

Well-Known Member
Some use the European style of date that is the day, month, then year, which in this case matches Monday, December 10, 2018. But the story says it was reported yesterday the 12th, so the two dates don't jive. :shrug:

It looks like he pooped in the machine, it might not have been discovered till then and they went back and checked the video.

Hope nobody discovered it after they put their clothes in the washing machine and they came out brown.
 

DannyMotorcycle

Active Member
they probably smelled it...

Someone also decided to poop on the mens room floor of the mcdonalds near the sink in Fort washington/livingston road on christmas day. That's just an A-hole thing to do. the toilets are right there.. and they weren't very busy.. they probably could figure out who it was with the camera's since it was so slow that day.
 
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