Don't tease!You should see what I have in my pants!!!!
ssst:.... Its a bandage...
My crank is broken :/
No more Rod Stiffington?
Not for a while...
Well, not for 3 hours or so I guess...
I killed it beating off, just got out of the hospital, nurses wouldn't help a brother out... Nasty non-sexual beings they were... So, this morning I beat it like it broke into my house... Now its tired...
Thanks. I'll use this later.
Actually... I copyright all my original sayings... so you can use it later, but need to substitute most of whats actually in print with something less cool and full of my awesomeness
Will probably be coming out soon... was lookin to shoot some ducks while I was there.. The DU website says there are none...
Where are the damn ducks?