Any Ladies looking for a Big Hunk?

[crabcake]

 

[BadGirl]

And to think that I seriously clicked on this topic thinking that I'd find the man of my dreams. You are such a tease.

I am soooo disappointed.

 

[crabcake]

how am I a tease? does that candy bar not say "big hunk"? :shrug:

 

[BadGirl]

I really wasn't interested in a Big Hunk o' candy bar. I was really interested in a Big Hunk o' Man. Big difference there, as I'm sure you can figure out.

Of course, I haven't really seen a Big Hunk o' Man in a really long time, so my brain may be giving me false memories.

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by BadGirl
I really wasn't interested in a Big Hunk o' candy bar. I was really interested in a Big Hunk o' Man. Big difference there, as I'm sure you can figure out.

Of course, I haven't really seen a Big Hunk o' Man in a really long time, so my brain may be giving me false memories.

Then you need to come to the firehouse with me.

 

[BadGirl]

Originally posted by pixiegirl
Then you need to come to the firehouse with me.

That line is just begging for some smart-aleck sexual innuendo comment, such as:

1) yeah, I need to go there because I have a fire to put out;
2) yeah, I have to go and check out the hoses at the station;
3) "Hey Boys, just how long is that there hose?"
4) Can I ride on your truck?
5) "Here, let me wipe those ashes from your forehead"
6) "Just how much "water" is in that tanker?"

I've got to stop. Besides, I'm really not very good at this....

 

[Frisbee]

Originally posted by BadGirl
I really wasn't interested in a Big Hunk o' candy bar. I was really interested in a Big Hunk o' Man. Big difference there, as I'm sure you can figure out.

Man... candybar... there's a big difference there, but there are also similiarities there if you use your imagination

 

[Nanny Pam]

oh yeah

 

[BadGirl]

Yes, there are similarities between a man and a candy bar.

But one big difference is that if you eat a candy bar, it's gone. Eat a man, and you get a different result.

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by BadGirl
Yes, there are similarities between a man and a candy bar.

But one big difference is that if you eat a candy bar, it's gone. Eat a man, and they keep coming back with more creamy filling.

Oh....... well I never.....

 

[BadGirl]

Originally posted by Pete
Oh....... well I never.....

Maybe you should.

Just joking!

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by BadGirl
Maybe you should.

Just joking!

Oh no.

 

[BadGirl]

Originally posted by Pete
Perhaps I should.

Unless that is your natural inclination, you don't have to do it.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

 

[Pete]

Originally posted by BadGirl
Unless that is your natural inclination, you don't have to do it.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

ewwwww, I had to edit that.

 

[BadGirl]

Ok folks, now let's move along...... there isn't anything in this accident to see.


Back to the Big Hunk o' Chocolate at the top of the thread.

 

[Parnel]

Originally posted by BadGirl
That line is just begging for some smart-aleck sexual innuendo comment, such as:

1) yeah, I need to go there because I have a fire to put out;
2) yeah, I have to go and check out the hoses at the station;
3) "Hey Boys, just how long is that there hose?"
4) Can I ride on your truck?
5) "Here, let me wipe those ashes from your forehead"
6) "Just how much "water" is in that tanker?"

I've got to stop. Besides, I'm really not very good at this....

Don't foget this one:

Find her hot and leave her wet.

 

[crabcake]

all that over a silly candy bar ... ya'll need to go get yourselves 'serviced'.

 

[BadGirl]

No kidding.

 

[fishn guy]

Originally posted by tatercake
all that over a silly candy bar ... ya'll need to go get yourselves 'serviced'.

come to the fishn guy!!!

 

[cmdrfunk]

bulk order

I'd like to place a bulk order of 38 cases.

Do you take American Express?