Anyone here dig Ray Comfort?

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The banana-the atheist's nightmare.

Note that the banana:

1) Is shaped for human hand
2) Has non-slip surface
3) Has outward indicators of inward content:
Green-too early,
Yellow-just right,
Black-too late.
4) Has a tab for removal of wrapper
5) Is perforated on wrapper
6) Bio-degradable wrapper
7) Is shaped for human mouth
8) Has a point at top for ease of entry
9) Is pleasing to taste buds
10) Is curved towards the face to make eating process easy

To say that the banana happened by accident is even more unintelligent than to say that no one designed the Coca Cola can.

1) As well as the monkey's
2) The author has obviously never watched cartoons. The banana peel is the slipperiest material known to man.
3) So does a rock, hard on the outside, hard on the inside.
4) The writer is ignoring all of the other fruits which aren't so handy - were these made by Satan?
5)
6)
7) Stop thinking blashepmous thoughts!
8) Stop thinking blashepmous thoughts!
9) What about the people who hate bannanas, I guess that means that they have no hope of salvation. Damn you banana!!!
10) But if you turn the banana around, it points AWAY from your face.

 

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Huh?

 

[slotted]

http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/atheist.html

http://www.atheistalliance.org/library/nelson-atheist_test.html

 

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http://www.ecclesia.org/truth/atheist.html

http://www.atheistalliance.org/library/nelson-atheist_test.html

atheist alliance? That sounds too much like church to me.

 

[tirdun]

<i>Yellow-just right</i>

God must have changed his mind when Intelligently Designing other yellow things. They sure aren't "just right":

Arum lily (Zantedeschia aethiopica): yellow-orange berries, toxic.
Kōwhai (Sophora microphylla and S. tetraptera): yellow seeds are very poisonous if broken/ground up (chewed).
Persian lilac or white cedar (Melia azedarach): Poisonous yellow fruit
Poroporo (Solanum laciniatum or S. aviculare): Immature (yellow) berries are toxic, become orange and are much less dangerous.
Woolly nightshade (Solanum mauritianum): Yellow and poisonous, although not as much as other nightshades.
Goat Apples: (Solanum aculeastrum): A flowering tree with highly poisonous yellow or green "apples".
Yellow-banded Dart Frog (Dendrobates leucomelas): A black and yellow banded frog, called a "dart frog" because natives use its highly toxic neurotoxin on their hunting darts.
Yellow jessamine (Gelsemium rankinii): Yellow berries. The whole thing is toxic, found in Southeast USA.

 

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I just don't understand the need for aetheist information sites.