Apparently I was wrong....

[Baja28]

At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer was Africa.


One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Negroes and Mexicans is not the correct answer either.


I've heard that Apple have scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod after realizing that "iTouch Kids" is not a good product name.


There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.


You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.


A buddy of mine has just told me he's getting it on with his girlfriend and her twin. I said "How can you tell them apart?" He said "Her brother's got a mustache."


Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 f@cking Muslims have added me as a friend!!


Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the porn channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular porn, you sick bastard.


The FBI have discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of plastic explosives. Apparently prophets are going through the roof!!


The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

 

[mal1827]

Inappropriate.

At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer was Africa.


One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Negroes and Mexicans is not the correct answer either.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.


Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 f@cking Muslims have added me as a friend!!


The FBI have discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of plastic explosives. Apparently prophets are going through the roof!!


The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

WOW, Racist much?! Ignorant hillbilly.

 

[Gilligan]

 

[Baja28]

WOW, Racist much?! Ignorant hillbilly.

GTF over yourself.

Religion forums are that way ---->

 

[mal1827]

Haha, I really like how someone more than twice my age is telling me to GTF over myself, nice. Glad my Dad doesn't speak that way.

 

[Baja28]

Haha, I really like how someone more than twice my age is telling me to GTF over myself, nice. Glad my Dad doesn't speak that way.

So how old am I?

If he had, maybe you would have matured into something. As you are now, he FAILED.

 

[Radiant1]

GTF over yourself.

Religion forums are that way ---->

There's far more racism and hatred over there.

 

[Gilligan]

. Glad my Dad doesn't speak that way.

So your Dad taught you to comment on a forum post by calling somebody an ignorant hillbilly? Interesting.

 

[libertytyranny]

I find the people who go out of their way to prove they aren't racist and are offended at simple jokes, are generally the ones who have the biggest problem connecting with anyone outside of their own race.





Anyone see Larry king at the Trump roast?



"I was talking to snoop in the breakroom, and he told me he had a DNA test done that determined he was only 71% black. I said that can't be right, that would mean you are 29% not guilty."

 

[Baja28]

I find the people who go out of their way to prove they aren't racist and are offended at simple jokes, are generally the ones who have the biggest problem connecting with anyone outside of their own race.

100% agree!

 

[desertrat]

WOW, Racist much?! Ignorant hillbilly.

Uh, most of those have nothing to do with race.

 

[thurley42]

I find the people who go out of their way to prove they aren't racist and are offended at simple jokes, are generally the ones who have the biggest problem connecting with anyone outside of their own race.





Anyone see Larry king at the Trump roast?



"I was talking to snoop in the breakroom, and he told me he had a DNA test done that determined he was only 71% black. I said that can't be right, that would mean you are 29% not guilty."

God, the Situation bombed so bad I felt uncomfortable at home watching a taped show...

 

[pixiegirl]

I find the people who go out of their way to prove they aren't racist and are offended at simple jokes, are generally the ones who have the biggest problem connecting with anyone outside of their own race.





Anyone see Larry king at the Trump roast?



"I was talking to snoop in the breakroom, and he told me he had a DNA test done that determined he was only 71% black. I said that can't be right, that would mean you are 29% not guilty."

I agree for the most part but I do think that there are a good many people who are genuinelly offended by it. While I can giggle at the occasional joke or remark I tend to believe that people who habitually tell racist or sexist jokes tend to be racist/sexist and in denial about it. One of the psych classes I took we did a lesson on the underlying "truths" in the jokes we tell. Bottom line, some people are wound too tight and some people are in denial about who they are.

 

[libertytyranny]

God, the Situation bombed so bad I felt uncomfortable at home watching a taped show...

I was listening..just WAITING for the punch line...waiting..and waiting..and it never came :shrug: Don't they hire writers for that kind of thing?

 

[desertrat]

Originally Posted by Baja28
At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point. The question was where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently, the correct answer was Africa.


One of the other questions was to name two things commonly found in cells. It appears that Negroes and Mexicans is not the correct answer either.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some bomber jackets.


Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Facebook. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4000 f@cking Muslims have added me as a friend!!


The FBI have discovered how to weave Muslim prayer mats out of plastic explosives. Apparently prophets are going through the roof!!


The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

Look at that three "races" mentioned.

 

[thurley42]

I was listening..just WAITING for the punch line...waiting..and waiting..and it never came :shrug: Don't they hire writers for that kind of thing?

I thought they did...at least Robin Quivers had people writing for her when she did one.....ugh...you know it's bad when Jeff Ross gets up to tell people to lay off...

 

[Baja28]

Uh, most of those have nothing to do with race.

This is from our lil anti death penalty, poli-sci major, would you like fries with that, liberal crybaby. Excellent education it is proving to have.

 

[Gilligan]

Look at that three "races" mentioned.

Ya beat me to the punch. "Mulsim" is a race, right?

 

[libertytyranny]

I agree for the most part but I do think that there are a good many people who are genuinelly offended by it. While I can giggle at the occasional joke or remark I tend to believe that people who habitually tell racist or sexist jokes tend to be racist/sexist and in denial about it. One of the psych classes I took we did a lesson on the underlying "truths" in the jokes we tell. Bottom line, some people are wound too tight and some people are in denial about who they are.

well sure..if they weren't sorta true..it wouldn't be very funny. That's also why it can be "offensive" to some people. But as for being racist and in denial..people are DESIGNED , our very brains are DESIGNED to hold onto stereotypes and preconceived notions. Our brains do this to work more efficiently. And if you realize that, deny yourself the tendency to think that way, and find a way to make fun of the tendency, you are handling yourself better than someone who walks around perpetually offended as a way to prove their brains somehow work differently than everyone else's.

 

[mal1827]

Ha

Wow I managed to get everybody fired up. In the second joke, he references "Negroes" and "Mexicans", that's racist. As to me being a fail baja, I'm 23, working on my master's degree, work for the government and own my home. I'm far from a failure, and I owe it to my awesome parents! You'd never guess I'm from 7D would you?? No, because I don't make racist jokes. Have a great day everyone!