Aquarium Sling Used to Move Ailing 800-Pound Man

Larry Gude

Larry Gude

Strung Out
Can't comprehend...

...I am 60 pounds over Sr. year of High School and I need to shed some of this. Most of this. I am stronger than I was then and have a much nicer ass so some of it is muscle but I still have a hard enough time figuring out how in the hell I added what, at least 40 pounds of goo to my frame.

800 pounds? Say he was 180 as a Sr. like me, just say. Add some muscle and natrual filling out that is still some 600 pounds of jello!
 
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ylexot

ylexot

Super Genius
Larry Gude said:
...I am 60 pounds over Sr. year of High School and I need to shed some of this. Most of this. I am stronger than I was then and have a much nicer ass so some of it is muscle but I still have a hard enough time figuring out how in the hell I added what, at least 40 pounds of goo to my frame.

800 pounds? Say he was 180 as a Sr. like me, just say. Add some muscle and natrual filling out that is still some 600 pounds of jello!
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You know what they say...there's always room for Jello! :killingme
 
Lenny

Lenny

Lovin' being Texican
About 20 firefighters worked for about three hours to remove Keitz from the apartment, eventually taking him to the Johns Hopkins Bayview Medical Center, said fire spokeswoman Elise Armacost.
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Why are the taxpayers paying to move this tgubg==? If the family had to pay for the sling and the flatbed truck, you know they'd stop bringing the stove to the bedside!
 
dustin

dustin

UAIOE
ceo_pte said:
I'm thinking he could have done without the portable stove... :confused:
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Definately a fire hazard right there.

If that dude happen to be wearing flannel pj's and caught on fire he'd look like the Stay Puff Marshmallow man's stuntdouble.
 
pixiegirl

pixiegirl

Cleopatra Jones
DoWhat said:
Do you still get pissed off when you see fat people eating at McDonalds?
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I never got pissed about it but I don't think they should be eating there. Habit like that lead to 600 pound men having to be moved with aquarium slings. :dead: That being said I think it's about time you handed over the Ho ho's and twinkies to a worthy cause, me.
 
DoWhat

DoWhat

Deplorable
PREMO Member
pixiegirl said:
That being said I think it's about time you handed over the Ho ho's and twinkies to a worthy cause, me.
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I don't know where they are kept.
I only get one a day, and it might be a little tuff trying to pry it out of my stumpy little fingers.
 
S

suzeQ

Occasional User
Chasey_Lane said:
Did you know there are fewer calories in a Big Mac than in a "fresh" salad from McDonalds? :bubble:
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Not according to the McDonald's nutrition site:
http://www.mcdonalds.com/app_controller.nutrition.index1.html

Big Mac: 560 calories

(lowest calorie salad with dressing) Ceasar Salad w/o chicken: 90 calories; Newman's Own Low Fat Balsamic Vinaigrette: 40 calories total: 130 calories

(highest calorie salad with dressing) California Cobb Salad with Crispy Chicken: 370 calories; Newman's Own® Ranch Dressing, 170 calories total: 540 calories

Of course, this does not take into account french fries that would possibly accompany the Big Mac.
 
Nickel

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
Remember in "What's eating Gilbert Grape" when their mom died, and they set the house on fire with her in it, so that her body wouldn't have to be removed with a crane?
 
BuddyLee

BuddyLee

Football addict
Nickel said:
Remember in "What's eating Gilbert Grape" when their mom died, and they set the house on fire with her in it, so that her body wouldn't have to be removed with a crane?
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Probably the best scene in the movie.:yay:
 
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