Are you a girl or a woman?

[sockgirl77]

GIRLS: LEAVE THERE SCHEDULE WIDE OPEN AND WAIT FOR A GUY TO CALL AND MAKE PLANS..

GROWN WOMEN: MAKE THERE OWN PLANS AND NICELY TELL THE GUY TO GET IN WHERE HE FIT IN..

GIRLS: WANT TO CONTROL THE MAN IN THERE LIFE..
GROWN WOMEN: KNOW THAT IF HE'S TRULY HERS, HE DOESN'T NEED CONTROLLING..

GIRLS: CHECK YOU FOR NOT CALLING THEM..
GROWN WOMEN: ARE TOO BUSY TO REALIZE YOU HADN'T.

GIRLS: TRY TO PUT A MAN 'ON LOCK' BY USING SEX..
GROWN WOMEN: KNOW THAT IT'S THE SEX OF THE MENTAL KIND THAT MAKES A MAN WANT TO 'LOCK' YOU DOWN..

GIRLS: FAKE MOAN, LAY THERE AND TAKE THE STABBING..
GROWN WOMEN: SAY, "JUST STOP" GET UP, GET DRESSED AND WALK OUT..

GIRLS: ARE AFRAID TO BE ALONE..
GROWN WOMEN: REVEL IN IT-- SUING IT AS A TIME FOR PERSONAL GROWTH..

GIRLS: IGNORE THE GOOD GUYS..
GROWN WOMEN: IGNORE THE BAD GUYS..

GIRLS: MAKE YOU COME..
GROWN WOMEN: MAKE YOU COME HOME..

GIRLS: WORRY ABOUT NOT BEING PRETTY AND/OR GOOD ENOUGH FOR THEIR MAN..
GROWN WOMEN: KNOW THAT THEY ARE PRETTY AND/OR GOOD ENOUGH FOR ANY MAN..

GIRLS: TRY TO MONOPOLIZE ALL THERE MAN'S TIME(I.E. HE CAN'T HANG WITH HIS FRIENDS)
GROWN WOMEN: REALIZE THAT A LIL BIT OF SPACE MAKES THE TOGETHER TIME EVEN MORE SPECIAL AND GO KICK IT WITH HER OWN FRIENDS..

GIRLS: THINK A GUY CRYING IS WEAK..
GROWN WOMEN: OFFER THEIR SHOLDER AND A TISSUE..

GIRLS: WANT TO SPOILED AND "TELL" THEIR MAN SO..
GROWN WOMEN: "SHOW" HIM AND MAKE HIM COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO RECIPROCATE..

GIRLS: GET HURT BY ONE MAN AND MAKE ALL MEN PAY FOR IT..
GROWN WOMEN: KNOW THAT, THAT WAS ONE MAN..

GIRLS: FALL IN LOVE, CHASE AIMLESSLY AFTER THE OBJECT OF THEIR AFFECTION IGNORING ALL THE SIGNS..
GROWN WOMEN: KNOW THAT SOMETIMES THE ONE YOU LOVE, DOESN'T ALWAYS LOVE YOU BACK AND MOVES ON, WITHOUT BITTERNESS..

GIRLS: WILL READ THIS AND GET AN ATTITUDE..
GROWN WOMEN: WILL READ THIS AND ASK...... WHICH ONE AM I?


I just got this off my myspace bulletin and thought that it was interesting. I'm a little of both! :shrug:

 

[Nickel]

GIRLS: WILL READ THIS AND GET AN ATTITUDE..
GROWN WOMEN: WILL READ THIS AND SAY....THIS IS GHEY!

:fixed:

 

[justbeachy]

GIRLS: WILL READ THIS AND GET AN ATTITUDE..
GROWN WOMEN: WILL READ THIS AND SAY....THIS IS GHEY!

Does this mean nickle is a girl?

 

[ylexot]

Apparently, grown women have very poor grammar and shout a lot.

 

[Dougstermd]

I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body

 

[sockgirl77]

I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body

My bestest guy friend says that all of the time. He thinks that it's a great pickup line b/c he loves to eat .

 

[rack'm]

My bestest guy friend says that all of the time. He thinks that it's a great pickup line b/c he loves to eat .

Did you tell him that it will only work if he can lick his eye brows??

 

[sockgirl77]

Did you tell him that it will only work if he can lick his eye brows??

No, but thanks for making me spit my juice on my monitor!

 

[rack'm]

No, but thanks for making me spit my juice on my monitor!

Always here to help.....

 

[Tigerlily]

Did you tell him that it will only work if he can lick his eye brows??

There was a guy at the races trying to convince me he could lick his eyebrows. He said it was the one thing his momma taught him to do right. Everybody called him Hogtown. What a name.

 

[rack'm]

There was a guy at the races trying to convince me he could lick his eyebrows. He said it was the one thing his momma taught him to do right. Everybody called him Hogtown. What a name.

 

[virgovictoria]

Did you tell him that it will only work if he can lick his eye brows??

Thank you for the visual.

 

[BadGirl]

There was a guy at the races trying to convince me he could lick his eyebrows. He said it was the one thing his momma taught him to do right. Everybody called him Hogtown. What a name.

Good Lord. I bet this guy's mom taught school, too.

 

[sockgirl77]

 

[Dougstermd]

My bestest guy friend says that all of the time. He thinks that it's a great pickup line b/c he loves to eat .

I love to eat and I am pretty good at it and my momma never taught me.

 

[kwillia]

Apparently, grown women have very poor grammar and shout a lot.

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

Although I think there's alot more to it than that, I think most of us are a little bit of both.

And...
I've been told SOOOO many times about how great a guy is at .... My response is.. is overrated..Just get to :bangx3:

 

[Pete]

Although I think there's alot more to it than that, I think most of us are a little bit of both.

And...
I've been told SOOOO many times about how great a guy is at .... My response is.. is overrated..Just get to :bangx3:

Come to Pete.........