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justhangn
Guest
A guy goes into a store and tells the clerk, "I'd like some Polish
sausage."
The clerk asks if the guy is Polish.
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I
was Italian? Or, if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me
if I was German? Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me
if I was Jewish? Or, if I had asked for a chorizo, would you ask if I
was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says sheepishly, "Well, no."
With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then! Why did you ask me if I'm Polish, just because I ask for Polish
sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
sausage."
The clerk asks if the guy is Polish.
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Well, yes I am. But let me ask you
something. If I had asked for Italian sausage would you ask me if I
was Italian? Or, if I had asked for German bratwurst, would you ask me
if I was German? Or, if I asked for a kosher hot dog, would you ask me
if I was Jewish? Or, if I had asked for a chorizo, would you ask if I
was Mexican?
Would ya, huh? Would ya?"
The clerk says sheepishly, "Well, no."
With deep, self-righteous indignation, the guy says, "Well, all right
then! Why did you ask me if I'm Polish, just because I ask for Polish
sausage?"
The clerk replies, "Because this is Home Depot."
That's right, I'm just here to entertain ya'll. 
