Constantly whines - Ooh, is the little baby hurt from stubbing his toe? Rub some dirt on it and get back in there, bucko!
Is happily unemployed - No job? You're looking at a future Democrat voter.
Leaves messes everywhere - Today, they're leaving Play-Doh on the ground. Tomorrow, they're leaving protest signs behind at rallies.
Has a short attention span - If your kid flips from YouTube video to YouTube video every 30 seconds, they'll be pretty likely to be outraged about a different thing every 30 seconds in the future.
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Is happily unemployed - No job? You're looking at a future Democrat voter.
Leaves messes everywhere - Today, they're leaving Play-Doh on the ground. Tomorrow, they're leaving protest signs behind at rallies.
Has a short attention span - If your kid flips from YouTube video to YouTube video every 30 seconds, they'll be pretty likely to be outraged about a different thing every 30 seconds in the future.
Are Your Kids Going To Grow Up To Be Democrats? Know The Warning Signs
If there’s one thing Christians worry about with their kids, it’s that their children will one day grow up and vote for Democrats. If that happens, that’s because you raised your children wrong. Don't worry-- we're here to help! Here are the signs to look for that suggest your innocent little...
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