Armless Hobo Charged in Stabbing Man Then Running with Scissors

Misfit

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https://wsvn.com/news/local/miami-man-with-no-arms-charged-with-stabbing-chicago-tourist/

MIAMI (AP) — A homeless Florida man with no arms has been charged with stabbing a Chicago tourist.

Miami Beach police say 46-year-old Jonathan Crenshaw held a pair of scissors with his feet and stabbed 22-year-old Cesar Coronado just after midnight Tuesday. The Miami Herald reports that Crenshaw is a popular fixture in the area, known for painting on canvases along a trendy spot in South Beach.

According to the arrest report, Crenshaw says he was lying down when Coronado approached him and kicked him in the head. Police say Crenshaw stabbed Coronado twice and fled the scene.
 

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Gilligan

#*! boat!
PREMO Member
I dunno why this came to mind....


[video=youtube;01F8QxZIsn8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01F8QxZIsn8[/video]
 

Hijinx

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You've tried it?

Anyway, sounds like the guy was defending himself. We should give him a hand.
He definitely needs one, bit I cannot afford to give him one of mine.

On second thought what good is a hand if you don't have an arm to hook it to?
 
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